BEARvillities™ Performers

Alexis Stevens has been a local performer for 7 years in the Columbus area working mostly in the Short North area but has also performed at Wall St, Inn Rehab, Somewhere Else, Tradewinds, The Tremont, as well as clubs outside Columbus and around the country.  A former Miss Ohio USofA @ Large for 3 years she’s competed on the National stage and placed in the top 15.  Alexis is thrilled to take part in her 6th BEARvillities show which helps out a charity very close to hear heart, Camp Sunrise.

Alyssa Matthews is pleased to perform in her fourth Bearvillities. It's an honor to be on stage with such trashy people and to support such a wonderful organization like Camp Sunrise. Alyssa has performed at a variety of benefits in Columbus, along with performances in Toledo. She thanks Diana Devore for the beautiful makeup and hopes Scott Ramsey won't make her drag him away from the bar toilet and sling him over her shoulder this year to get him home. Enjoy the show!

After a few short years working the morning shift at at the E&L truck stop Anita Shervrolaid was introduced into the life of fast times and cash from Barbie Que Pitts the ring leader of the Dallas Pike Lot Lizards. after backing up the group in the previous year. Last year Little Anita was the front girl of last years performance. She was approached to do a solo album, but turned it down, and replied with this commentary"Dallas Pike Girls come and go and this one is here to stay". You can catch Anita for a private performance at the ol' E&L lot where she can be caught practicing all her lovely talents...............

Brooke, Just Brooke (AKA: Kristin Trager) has been performing on stages through Columbus, Ohio since the age of five. She has performed eight years as a ballerina and sang Opera, Pop, and Broadway music for 15 years. This is Brooke's fifth year in BEARvillities. She is known for her elaborate performances. Her numbers typically involve live singing and challenging dance moves. Some of her most popular numbers include: "All That Jazz" and “Sparkling Diamonds”. Brooke is happy to be a part of such a positive and rewarding fundraising event and looks forward to entertaining you, yet again.

This will be Miss Cracker B’Rell’s fifth appearance at Bearvillities. Since her last appearance she has taken her famous Kneel and Bob show on the road, recently performing behind the Wal Mart. The major addition to this years show is farting Yankee Doodle Dandy while eating an apple pie, you can catch her performance at a park near you soon. In addition to the numerous charity fund raising dinners which she crashes she enjoys many sporting events, especially under the bleachers and at the concession stand. This year’s performance is dedicated to the children because, according to Miss B’Rell, "they really do taste like chicken."

Picture a traditional bluegrass ensemble pickin' away in the moonlight. Instead of boys from the mountains of Virginia, think of local rockers from all walks of musical life. Fox N Hounds keeps the laments and ballad’s of Bluegrass music, but also brings a lively addition. It's Bluegrass music of the now. Songs from the hills and from the city-- full of excitement and adventure, love and despair, and even unhealthy appetites. Fall of 2009 marked the release of their self-titled EP. Fox N Hounds has spread its sound across Central Ohio to the ears of listeners eager for a new twist to bluegrass music.

Patrick Anderson has been singing since the age of nine and is proud to make his Bearvillities debut at the Kamp Kountry Jamboree. A transplant from the Oregon/Idaho area, he moved to Columbus to further pursue his music career. He has appeared on stage with the Columbus Gay Men's Chorus, Opera Columbus, and Spokane Opera. He enjoys living a Bohemian lifestyle of music, photography, literature, friends and fun (with a few bottles of wine). Enjoy the show!

Shirley’s in raptures over her 5th invite to Bearvillities!  Bein’ a girl from the good ol’ Village of Swan-tucky, Ohio, she is pleased as koolaid with this year’s theme, Kamp Kountry Jamboree.  Shirley has been seen in such high falutin’ ho downs as the Ho Shos 2-5, Bearvillities, CSP’s production of Grease!, Caesar’s Show Bar in Toledo and Alan Robasser’s basement (CLASSY)!!!  You may have even seen her cousin Mona Statt at last year’s Bear Camp show.  In Shirley’s spare time she enjoys two steppin’, twangin’ the ol’ jew harp, cookin up some tasty grub and hangin’ out at her favorite bars in Obetz, but only the high class ones!  Yee-haw everyone, and have a darn tootin’ good time!

Vivian Von Brokenhymen is excited to be making her debut in BearVillities this year.  She jumped at the chance to help raise money for Camp Sunrise and even waived her standard $3 booking fee!  Can you imagine?  She’s looking forward to sharing the stage with the other girls.  The question that begs to be asked, is that stage going to be big enough?  There are some big egos, big butts, big boobs and even bigger size 14 pumps!  Ride-em cowboys!

So sit back, enjoy, and if Vivian stops by your table, give her a drink and a fistfull of dollar bills.  You won’t be disappointed!  <wink>

Giddy-up Boys!